Bayonetta’s Proportion Party

Bayonetta joins Nintendo's greatest mascots

In case you haven’t heard, Bayonetta’s latest adventure is going to be a Wii U exclusive. Good thing all the other characters in the Nintendo stable are 18 heads tall, have mammoth thighs and roomy bosoms– wouldn’t want the poor girl to feel out of place!

(Also, if you’re looking for something to add to your Autumn reading list, take a cue from Luke and read Atlas of the Human Anatomy for the Artist. It’s illuminating.)

Level 001: Princess Peach Bellinis

Matt, Rick, Setch, Justin, and James gather at the altar of Super Mario to discuss the plucky plumber’s latest game, his greatest accomplishments, and his tush. Which is sort of an accomplishment.

We also marvel at the technological marvel that is the Nintendo 3DS XL. Is this massive portal into the third dimension a work of witchcraft? If listening to the show gives you ear warts, the answer may be yes. The answer may also be HPV. Sorry about that.

As if that wasn’t enough, you may discover troubling truths rocking the foundations of the Mushroom Kingdom, off-label uses for Nintendo Power magazine, and how to make your own Princess Peach bellini at home.

If all this has wet your warp whistle, I invite – no command – you to enjoy this week’s episode of the Pretty Pretty Pixel podcast featuring New Super Mario Bros. 2, the Nintnedo 3DS XL, and an eerily spot on impression of Toadsworth.

(Bee Tee Dubs: Spoliers Ahoy)

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