Unlikely Borderlands 2 DLC

No doubt in the coming months Borderlands 2 will offer us the opportunity to exchange actual money for the privilege of looting oodles more imaginary guns and selling them to cartoon people for simulated money. We believe this process will end the recession.

But, what does the future of Borderlands 2 Downloadable Content hold? With our crystal ball in hawk, it’s up to us to speculate in the grand theater of the imagination. More bonerfarts? One can only hope. Keep reading for all of our pretty pretty predictions.

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Level 004: Handsome Jack & Coke

What happens when three giddy gays who have never played a first person shooter jump into one of the rootinest tootenist shooters of our time? Find out, as Justin, Setch, Matt, and James discuss all the vault hunting and loot snatching action in Borderlands 2!

Rest assured that first multiplayer experiences are often awkward. Players may not know what they’re doing, and that might make them self conscious at first. But once they relax and open up, the experience can actually be quite pleasurable.

This week’s episode is brought to you by the Handsome Jack & Coke cocktail. You can find the recipe in the episode, or at PrettyPrettyPixel.com. And, you are always welcome to tweet all over us @ppPixel, or send a mail to mail@prettyprettypixel.com.

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Pretty Potables: Handsome Jack & Coke

Handsome Jack & CokeArm yourself for this week’s episode with a Handsome Jack & Coke in the mouth. This drink feels good going down, but just might try and kill you.

  • 1 oz. Jack Daniel’s
  • 1 oz.Tequila
  • 8 oz. Coca-Cola Zero
  • 3 drops Slag (Grape Dimetapp or Grape Syrup)

Pour the Jack, Coke, and Tequila into into a hip flask. Add a couple drops of slag. Store in a mini-fridge conspicuously identified by a green LED. Load the mini-fridge with money, firearms, springy novelty snakes, and an angry midget.

When feeling your smarmiest, open the fridge. Surprise! All sorts of stuff is flying out at you! It’s awesomely overwhelming. Awesowhelming!? Overwhelsome?! Awewhelmish!

Holster your flask and reload as necessary.

Warnings: Little people may die if you put them in refrigerated boxes. You may die if you drink alcohol and cough medicine mixed together – despite what Moe Szyslak may have taught you. This recipe should not be used for the purposes of killing yourself or others.