Pretty Potables: Humble Pie Mudslide

Humble Pie MudslidePut down the Tecate and break out the food stamps and trustfund checks, because it’s time for an indie treat that’ll have you bursting out of those skinny jeans in no time. In honor of the Humble Indie Bundle 6, we’ve whipped up a Humble Pie Mudslide, a confection that has all the deliciously ironic accessibility of a night at T.G.I.Friday’s and is hand crafted with locally sourced generic shit.

  • Miscellaneous Coffee Liqueur
  • Off-brand Irish Creme
  • Grotty Vodka
  • Store Label Half & Half
  • Dubious Vanilla Extract
  • Not-Oreos
  • Refrozen Ice Cubes

Toss everything into a blender and grind away until you have a pungent sludge that looks and smells amazing. Pour into up-cycled 40 oz. bottle in a brown paper bag. Some separation will occur as the drink settles. This is a metaphor for how you will separate from your ideals and dreams as you settle down and become totes mainstream. Feel anxiety. Listen to Girl Talk. Remind yourself that your taste in things is what makes you superior to other people.

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