Pretty Potables: Handsome Jack & Coke

Handsome Jack & CokeArm yourself for this week’s episode with a Handsome Jack & Coke in the mouth. This drink feels good going down, but just might try and kill you.

  • 1 oz. Jack Daniel’s
  • 1 oz.Tequila
  • 8 oz. Coca-Cola Zero
  • 3 drops Slag (Grape Dimetapp or Grape Syrup)

Pour the Jack, Coke, and Tequila into into a hip flask. Add a couple drops of slag. Store in a mini-fridge conspicuously identified by a green LED. Load the mini-fridge with money, firearms, springy novelty snakes, and an angry midget.

When feeling your smarmiest, open the fridge. Surprise! All sorts of stuff is flying out at you! It’s awesomely overwhelming. Awesowhelming!? Overwhelsome?! Awewhelmish!

Holster your flask and reload as necessary.

Warnings: Little people may die if you put them in refrigerated boxes. You may die if you drink alcohol and cough medicine mixed together – despite what Moe Szyslak may have taught you. This recipe should not be used for the purposes of killing yourself or others.

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