Start by making an Arnold Palmer. Combine equal parts:
- Iced Tea
If you’d like, you can make it into a Laura Palmer by wrapping it in plastic and talking backwards.
Gin up the teetotaling treat with some gin. Add mint leaves for that wild zest. Serve over ice. Kweh.
Please be aware that riding chocobos who are under the influence may be illegal in some states. Check with your local sheriff, maester, or Fal’cie god face before riding.